1- Calories (noun): Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
2- Vegetarian (noun): Latin phrase, original meaning: “really bad hunter”.
3- Poor (adj): When you have too much month at the end of your money.
4- Feet (noun): a device used for finding Legos in the dark.
5- Eating (noun): when there is nothing else to do.
6- Reality (noun): the annoying time between sleep and internet.
7- Never mind (Phrase): you were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.
8- Secret (noun): Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.
9- K (Phrase): This conversation is now over.
10- Teacher (noun): A person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them.
11- Beard (noun): A food storage device found on men’s faces.
12- Irony (noun): Drawing trees on papers.
13- Willpower (noun): Getting up in the morning.
14- Tomorrow (noun): The best time to do everything you had planned for today.
15- Pharmacist (noun): A person trained just to read doctor handwriting.
16- Nutella (proper noun): The only reason to buy bread.
17- Karma (noun): When you use the last toilet paper without replacing it and are the next person to use the bathroom.
18- Winter (noun): The three-month break between a woman and her razor.
19- Cigarette (noun): A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
20- Lecture (noun): An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
21- Dictionary (noun): A place where success comes before work.
22- Smile (noun): A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
23- Office (noun): A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
24- Etc (Phrase): A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
25- Experience (noun): The name men give to their mistakes.
26- Opportunist (adj): A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
27- Criminal (noun): A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
28- Boss (noun): Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29- Intaxication (noun): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
30- Slut (adj): A woman with the morals of a man.